- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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