- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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