Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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It's all Taggart

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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im telling maguire

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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Dumbledore dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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