What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Tucker Rivera

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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