- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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