How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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