Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Hello

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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nothing

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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