- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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