What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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