- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

The New York Giants

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

whats white jizz

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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