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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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