A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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