Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Lololol

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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