3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Anti Joke

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