What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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