Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Poker? I barely even know her.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

A seal walks into a club.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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