A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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