- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What comes after 69? 70

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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