If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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A man was shot. He died.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Why? Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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