- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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