- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

guess what what ...

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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