HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

whats white jizz

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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