Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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