- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

The New York Giants

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

This is my favorite antijoke.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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