Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Women's rights

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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