Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Anti Joke

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