Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

your mom.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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