- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

What's brown and sticky A stick

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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