Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Matt is a Duster!

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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