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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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