Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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Matt is a Duster!

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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