your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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