Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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read this sentence again.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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A russian gives away vodka.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Guest what in the butt

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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