Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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