Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Turkeys are obese

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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The queen having a shit

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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