My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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