S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Sex

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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