- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

why did your mum die young because she had canser

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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