- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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