- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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