Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Canadians

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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