knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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The New York Giants

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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