Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

There's my tractor.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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