- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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