Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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Anyone can post anything.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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