A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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