A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Everybody will die

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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