Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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