How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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