- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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