- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

If you are reading this you are a nerd

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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