What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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WNBA

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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