what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

I have cancer. And you're next.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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