- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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