- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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