What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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