Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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