What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

nothing

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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