- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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