- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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