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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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