- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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