A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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