- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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