- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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