Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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