- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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