Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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