how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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