If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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