- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What hurts like hell? HELL

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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