Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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Yeah, "master hypnotists" (and do not even get me started on hypnotherapists, they completely suck!) keep claiming that you need to keep up to date with the "constantly developing art of hypnosis" The thing is though, that hypnosis does not develop itself, people develop it further, and when the key ingredient is actually believing things under a certain state, you can do anything, even slow the passage of time to a halt. Once I tried that, I was disappointed when I figured out that it did not work, so I went shopping (for groceries), then realized that no time had passed at all, sounds like bullshit, and yeah I wont be trying that again anytime soon, lucid dreaming is good enough, you can spend hours and hours in a lucid dream state, days, and then wake up and figure out you slept like two hours or something.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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