- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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