- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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