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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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