- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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