what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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