What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Anti Joke

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