- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

WOw you have no life

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

knock knock no no you go now i clean

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