- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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