- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

69

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??