- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

What's just not right? Left

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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