Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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I was watching Fox news.

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Happy Monday!

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Anti Joke

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