why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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su algato es en fuego

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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