What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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cool

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Anti Joke

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