- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Poop

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

No antijoke here.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Whats worse than suicide? death

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

DERP

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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