Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Beka has AIDS

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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