I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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