- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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