A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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wsde

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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