How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

How did th-A fridge.

Your face is hilarious.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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