What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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