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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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