Knock Knock Who did that?

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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