Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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