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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What fires shots? A gun

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Barack Obama.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

NEVER

Dakota Fanning

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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