An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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The queen having a shit

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Turkeys are obese

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's up? Your time.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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kieran is a homosexual

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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This is an anti-joke.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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