- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Diarrhea

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

knock knock!? . . No.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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