What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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