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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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