A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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A russian gives away vodka.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Get on the boat.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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