Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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