Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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