- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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