- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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