- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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