Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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