- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

What's just not right? Left

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

I went to school. Then I came home.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Double-whammy

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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