Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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