Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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