- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

69.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Guest what? Dog

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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