What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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