Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Anti Joke

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