Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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