- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

My Nan, that is all.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

What city likes baseball the most? New York

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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