What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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