What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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