- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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