Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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