- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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