You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

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pudding

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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