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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

nothing

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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