- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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