A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

irish man drinking john smiths

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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