- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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