- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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