- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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