- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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