roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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Diarrhea

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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