WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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