Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Beka has AIDS

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

where's mom I killed her

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What page are you on The gay page.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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