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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

why are balck people black because they are

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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