why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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There's my tractor.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Hey Eliza, thanks, while I appreciate the help, Alice is crying in a corner and refusing to get up, I wont lie, for a moment there I could "see voices and music" and valium has taken care of the ptsd (and blown most of my brain, which is nice for a change). With that said, im on 40 mg ritalin which is a lot, but I need it, besides I can handle the anxiety. I have no idea who the guy typing this is, but he is following me to the letter, so thats good enough, except his typos being worse than mine, which is pretty good for a guy that barely speaks english. Sorry Eliza, but Alice is having a breakdown here, ill talk her down a bit first, she tries to hide it, but she is far more worried about me than I am, which is nice, just not like this, ill be right back with you.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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