- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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