- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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