knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

This is my favorite antijoke.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

The New York Giants

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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