- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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