- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

angelo snyder is not ga

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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