- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

A man walked into a bar owch

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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