- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Women's professional sports

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Nobody cares maddie!

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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