Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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