- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Dwarf Shortage

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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