a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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