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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

A house comes around the corner.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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