What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

No

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...