- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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