Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Anti Joke

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