Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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