- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

I just threw up..In my pants.

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