- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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