- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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