- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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