- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Faithful men.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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