friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Japan

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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