- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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