- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Kyle grund parker coffey

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

I was watching Fox news.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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